Me and my fones

I just don't know if it's me or my fones that has the problem. It's like they hate me because they always get damaged one way or the other. Or worse still, they get stolen or misplaced. i've long topped counting the number of phones i've held. the phones i've had ranged from the simple 3300, benq seimens, to the N series and finally the E series..i even had a china fone one tym but didn't last 2months.. (Thank God coz d phone was really annoying). At a point i used a particular phone twice like the E75 (black and red) . Now i can't help but to look at phones i've had and remember those days when i held them...